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Most Offensive Jokes – Adult Dirty Jokes

Most offensive jokes
Most offensive jokes

Do you have the sick audience for the most offensive jokes? Then we have this compilation of most offensive jokes filled with dark humor. Use these adult dirty jokes and floor the audience.

Some people simply have awful senses of humour and laugh at things that aren’t amusing in the first place. Congratulations if that’s you! You’ve arrived to the right location.

Relax if you have a dark sense of humour. It isn’t always a terrible thing; in fact, several studies suggest that those who appreciate dark humour jokes are smarter than the typical person.

If you are terrified or easily offended of racist, nationalist, religious and other type of dark humour, then stay away from this list of most offensive jokes. This is not for you.

1. Nun offensive joke

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.

2. Black Man Joke

Why is a black man’s eyes red after sex?

It’s from the pepper spray.

3. Suicide

I called a suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia.

They got excited and asked if I had any experience flying planes

4. Black Jokes

Don’t be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

5. Nigger Joke

Chinese guy walks up to a bar and says to black bartender, “Gimme a jigger, nigger.”

“Say what?”, replies the bartender.

“Gimme a jigger! Nigger!”

“Who the hell do you think you are coming in here talking to me like that? How would you like it if I did that to you?”, asks the bartender.

“OK”, says the Chinese guy, “Let’s trade places.”

Chinese guy goes behind the bar and the black guy approaches him.

“Gimme a drink, Chink!”

“Sorry, we don’t serve niggers here.”

6. Blonde

Q. Why did God invent orgasms?

A. So blonde girls would know when to stop fucking.

7. Immigrant

Q. What’s the difference between E.T. and an illegal immigrant?

A. E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.

8. Single

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

9. Farts

Q: Why do farts smell so bad?

A: So the deaf can enjoy them too.

10. Coma

 A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

11. Old woman

Q: What does an 80-year-old woman have between her knees that a young woman doesn’t?

A: Her tits.

12. Love and true love joke

Q: What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?

A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

13. Mexican joke

Q: There is a mexican and a black man in a car, who is driving the car?

A: the police

14. Offensive blonde joke

A blonde was in a sex shop and stopped at the dlldo counter. ‘I’d like that nice fat tartan one
with the white top,’ she politely asked the shop attendant, who replied:
It’s not for sale, love. That’s my thermos flask.’

15. Pregnant woman

Q: What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

16. Pedophile joke

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?

A: “I feel like a kid again.”

17. Woman’s period joke

What’s the difference between a woman with her period and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

18. My Ex joke

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

19. Break Heart

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

20. Doctor joke

Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?”
Doctor: “To the morgue.”
Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!”
Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”

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