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Looking for Dirty Jokes For Him? This joke collection series compiles all the dirty jokes for him from across the internet. Use them for any occassion.
Carefully used dirty jokes for him can almost work as your flirty pick up lines. So use them according to the situation and context and win him over. Enjoy the dirty jokes below.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open-minded.
Do you know bees that make milk? Boo-bees!
There was once a sailor named Ron who told to his date ‘‘you are tight one, aren’t you?’’ She said back, ‘‘bless my soul, you are in the wrong hole. There plenty of room in the appropriate one.’’
What do you call a guy with a small penis? Justin!
What’s the difference between your penis and your bonus cheque?
Someone will want to blow your bonus.
Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation. One sperm asked the other ‘‘how far till we reach the fallopian tubes?’’ The other replied, ‘‘No sure but we just passed the esophagus.’’
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
The sex drive.
What do you call a virgin laying in a waterbed? Cherry float!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-Lott-o-puss.
What’s still together after all the sh*t they’ve been through? Your butt cheeks
What comes after 69? Mouthwash
What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”? About three inches.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you breathe through that tiny thing?”
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.
What would you call a hooker with her hand up her skirt? Self-employed
If a threesome is with three people and a twosome with two, do you now understand why people call you ‘handsome’
Want to know a proven way a man and woman can be friends without sex? Marriage.
Why don’t witches wear underwear? Because they need a better grip.
What do a boyfriend and a spider have in common? Women always exaggerate how big it is.
What’s the difference between your penis and your bonus cheque?
Someone will want to blow your bonus.
Why does Santa have a big sack? He only comes once a year.
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