200 Dirty Pick up Lines to Say to a Guy and Girl

One line makes the difference. Thinking of the best of Dirty pick-up lines to say to a guy? Or dirty pick-up lines for him? This list will give you loads of ideas to choose your pick-up line for the night.

Read through the dirty and sexual pick up lines and use the most suitable one for the occasion. Some of the are subtle and other cross the line to be direct and bold. These inappropriate and hilarious pick-up lines are so bad, they’re good, sometimes cheesy!

Dirty Pick up Lines to Say to a Guy

Girls, Here is a list of dirty pick up lines for him.  So here is a lowdown on some of the cheekiest, ‘dirtiest’ pick up lines that are on offer. If you are brave enough, why not use one yourself.

So what’s your name again? I just need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

I like your sweater. What’s it made out of? Boyfriend material?

My hands are so cold. Is there any chance that you could put them down your pants to warm them up a bit?

Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place

You’re cute’ has U in it, but ‘quickie’ has U and I together

Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

Those are some great pants! How does the zipper work?

You remind me of a light switch, because I really want to turn you on.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

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You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.

You have an idea of what looks good on you? Me.

I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

– Sexual pick up lines to say to a guy

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?

Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?

I’m not usually into hunting but I’d love to catch you and mount you all over my house.

You look familiar. Have we had sex before? Well, we definitely should.

If I would have known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight

You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight

– Naughty pick up lines

Do you think it’s loud in here? Because you can use my thighs as earmuffs

I hear you have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room and close the door

If you were in my bed, I wouldn’t need the covers to keep me warm

Those pants look great on you, but they’d look even better if they were on my bedroom floor

Your belt looks very tight, let me go ahead and loosen it up for you.

My bed is broken, may I sleep in yours? Sorry.

Is it wet in here or is it just me?

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about that tonight?

I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services.

Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

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I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?

– Freaky pick up lines

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

Do you know karate because your body is kickin

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?

Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? ‘Cause you’re a snack!

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

Do these look real? Do they feel real?: The boobs, hips, lips, etc.

Your license should be suspended for driving me so crazy

You look cold, I could warm you up.

I’m no horse, but I wouldn’t mind if you rode me

I am quitting smoking and need a new oral fixation to focus on. You will be able to help me out?

Do I have to sign for your package?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on

Smile if you’d like to see me naked tonight.

Let’s allow latex to get between our love

I’ll cook you some dinner now if you promise to make me breakfast tomorrow

Your belt looks way too tight. Let me loosen it for you

You deserve to be a winner, so don’t be a loser by losing the opportunity to sleep with me.

I know why they call it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood right now

I wouldn’t need a spoon full of sugar to swallow you down

Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then you nail me

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Are you a fireman? You came in hot and left me wet

That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

Do you like whales? We could go humpback at my place

If I said I loved your body, would you hold it against me?

Are you a taxidermist? No? Want to stuff my pussy anyway?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

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Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.

Dirty Pick up Lines for Her

Pick up lines, you have all heard of them, and you can bet your bottom dollar that you have used them at some point in your life. If you are looking for some dirty tinder pick up lines, a funny or nasty pick up lines, here is a huge list for your inspiration. Twist them according to the girl infront of you, occasion and place. After all, you just need one line to melt her.

Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions

Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine

Are you tired? Want to change that?

– Naughty pick up lines

I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.

I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit.

I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.

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I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?

You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word

Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up

Did you fart because you blew me away

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good

Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen

I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

My biology teacher told me that the lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if she was right?

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Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

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I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand

I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

– Funny dirty pick up lines

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What’s the entry fee for your grand leg opening event?

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!

Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!

Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you

You look so sweet you’re giving’ me a toothache

Want to save water by showering together?

Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fck outta me

This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight